About the new anti-headache medicine

Darren Young, 45, is allergic to a component regularly used in common creams and body lotions, reports The Sun.

Of course, it makes him allergic to his wife when she puts on the war colors.

Mr Young, a bus driver from Sprotbrough, says he cannot get close to his wife Sue unless she is free of all creams. He said: "When it comes to bedtime Sue doesn't need a headache as an excuse. She just says she has been using body lotion and it might kill me.

Stuff of some people's dreams, I bet.