Rumors

The rumors about a possible appearance of naked Deborah Fink riding a bicycle caused gathering of tens of thousands hopefuls on streets of London on June 29th. Fortunately for the public health, the rumors appear to be unfounded.

However, in a possibly related incident, a person walking his dog on this date noticed something small and hairless falling down the grate of a nearby storm drain. RSPCA is investigating the incident, and anyone with pertinent information is requested to provide it here.

The Signal dept. thanks NGB for the tip.